(More Fibbing Friday, and this one is about cats (last one was about dogs, so equal time). Though I’m not a good liar, cats are excellent at sneakiness and deception, which helped me write my untruthful answers. Link to original post below.)
https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/01/24/fibbing-friday-january-24th-2020/
- Why did ancient Egyptians worship cats? Hypnosis
- Why is it said that cats have nine lives? A misunderstanding, cats actually have nine wives, they were the first polygamists
- Why are cats afraid of cucumbers? Cucumbers used to be force fed onto cats to get them off the catnip
- Why do cat eyes seem to glow in the dark? They’re nature’s flashlights
- Why do cats have retractable claws? Convenience
- Why do we train cats to use a litter box, but train dogs to go outside? Due to a strange fetish among the first cat owners
- Why do cats purr? To lull people into a false sense of security before they attack
- Why are black cats considered bad luck? Bigotry
- What is the musical, Cats about? No one knows
- What’s the big deal about Dick Whittington’s cat? First cat to sit on the British House of Lords…the House of Commons is for the dogs
And for extra credit, read my short play that was inspired by the antics of the tuxedo cat in the above featured picture. Ailurophobia – A 10 Minute Play
©2020 Robert Kirkendall
Happy Friday Robert! I also thought cats had nine wives? LOL Thanks for the smiles 😀 Tuxedo cats are the best ❤
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Yes they are! 🐱 Thanks for reading, Frances, and Happy Friday!
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My pleasure! 🙂
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nice read, got some laughs outta me!! Tuxedo cats are great! My only question is are both male and female considered tuxedos, or are females considered party – like dogs?
Have a great weekend!
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Good question, food for thought. Glad you enjoyed it, and have a great weekend too! 🙂
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Fun answers! # 1 and # 4, and haha # 9 – no one knows! 🙂
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Admittedly I haven’t seen Cats, and it’s been years since I read the source material, but from what I’ve heard the movie was a real dog. Glad you enjoyed my post. 🙂
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Beautiful baby!
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Thank you!
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Haha. I always thought the purring was to lure victims in. Great post!
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Thank you, Parker! Glad you enjoyed it.
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