Fibbing Friday (11/1/19)

A Fibbing Friday prompt from Thoughts & Theories, link below.  The premise is to answer 10 questions untruthfully, the more preposterous the better.

  1. Why is this month called “November”?  Named after Martin November, inventor of the cock ring
  2. Why is Thanksgiving always the fourth Thursday of November instead of just being on a particular date?  Executive order signed into law by President Ulysses Grant when he was blotto
  3. What is No Shave November?  A conspiracy to bankrupt the good people of Gillette
  4. What is the day after Halloween called?  Diabetes Day
  5. Why is turkey traditionally served at Thanksgiving?  Dodos are extinct
  6. So just what is a giblet anyway?  Birth control device
  7. Why are Veteran’s Day, Armistice Day, and Remembrance Day all on November 11th?  Practical joke
  8. Why is November National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo)?  Terrible idea, no one can write when they’re in a food coma, should be January instead
  9. Why is the day after Thanksgiving called “Black Friday”?  Named after the Steely Dan song
  10. Why is the Monday after Thanksgiving called “Cyber Monday”?  Cyborgs roam the countryside and terrorize peasants

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