Thought For The Day (12/9/19)

That which doesn't kill you, will cause you irreparable damage.   ©2019 Robert Kirkendall  

99 Word Prompt: Key Lime Pie

(A 99 word flash fiction piece prompted by Carrot Ranch, link below.) https://carrotranch.com/2019/12/06/december-5-flash-fiction-challenge/ "You think he'll appreciate this?" Eva asked. "Of course," Marty replied.  "Who doesn't like a good practical joke?" "Most people." "I'm sure he'll have a good laugh." Clearance walked into the room, then Marty launched a pie he had been holding aloft … Continue reading 99 Word Prompt: Key Lime Pie

Fibbing Friday (12/6/19)

(The latest Fibbing Friday from pesnsitivity101, a prompt in which 10 questions have to be answered untruthfully.  Since I'm naturally an honest person, this is especially challenging for me.  But I'm willing to temporarily shelve my morals in order to write this post and entertain my readers.  You're welcome.  Link below.) https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/12/06/fibbing-friday-6th-december-2019/ 1. What makes … Continue reading Fibbing Friday (12/6/19)

99 Word Prompt: Winners

(A 99 word flash fiction piece for the Carrot Ranch flash fiction challenge.  The prompt: winning.  I didn't have winning on my mind after the way my Raiders lost last Sunday to the hated rival Chiefs in Kansas City, so I decided to approach the prompt through the route of delusion.  At least they're better … Continue reading 99 Word Prompt: Winners

Fibbing Friday (11/29/19)

(Another edition of Fibbing Friday, this one posted by pcguyiv, this one with the theme of Thanksgiving.  I did my best to answer the questions untruthfully.  Time will tell if I was successful.) https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2019/11/29/fibbing-friday-november-29th-2019/ What happened at Plymouth Rock?   Pilgrim orgy What was the Mayflower Compact?   An old brand of small vehicle, incidentally made by … Continue reading Fibbing Friday (11/29/19)

Fibbing Friday (11/22/19)

Another Fibbing Friday prompt from pensitivity101, as usual 10 questions have to answered in as untruthful a way as possible.  I will do my best to be dishonest. https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/11/22/fibbing-friday-22nd-november-2019/ 1. Calendar Girls featured what organisation?   Kurdish Liberation Army 2. What is a limpet?   A small limp, not caused by injury but by drunkenness 3. Who … Continue reading Fibbing Friday (11/22/19)

Fibbing Friday (11/8/19)

A Fibbing Friday prompt from pensitivity101/fibs by di.  The object is to answer the questions in a transparently dishonest way.  Hope my answers are ridiculous.  Link below to original prompt. https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/11/08/fibbing-friday-8th-november-fibs-by-di/ 1. What’s a cyclops?  When your bicycle collapses underneath you after a particularly dangerous act of daredevilry 2. What’s next in this sequence? Y, … Continue reading Fibbing Friday (11/8/19)

Fibbing Friday (11/1/19)

A Fibbing Friday prompt from Thoughts & Theories, link below.  The premise is to answer 10 questions untruthfully, the more preposterous the better. https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2019/11/01/fibbing-friday-november-1st-2019/ Why is this month called “November”?  Named after Martin November, inventor of the cock ring Why is Thanksgiving always the fourth Thursday of November instead of just being on a particular … Continue reading Fibbing Friday (11/1/19)

Fibbing Friday (10/25/19)

This is a prompt from pensitivity101, 10 questions that have to be answered untruthfully. Go to the link below to see the prompt, and join in if you feel so inspired, or if you're just really good at lying. https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/10/25/fibbing-friday-25th-october/ The questions, and answers: 1. What makes squash?  Mommy and daddy squash 2. How would … Continue reading Fibbing Friday (10/25/19)