No, you don't have to take your clothes off to have a good time, but it sure can help. https://youtu.be/HWZisnZ-RGE
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will travel twice as far, if you try to blow your own horn you might pull a muscle.
If at first you don't succeed, Give up before you embarrass yourself further. ©2019 Robert Kirkendall
Nice guys finish last, which is a good place to be when everyone else is running toward a cliff. ©2019 Robert Kirkendall
There is no I in team, nor a B, C, D, F, G, H, J, K, L, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, or Z. ©2019 Robert Kirkendall
The middle of life...is if The middle of Earth..is art The middle of dysfunction...is fun ©2019 Robert Kirkendall
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, make screwdrivers. ©2019 Robert Kirkendall