Fibbing Friday (5/21/21)

(Here I go again with another Fibbing Friday, this one prompted by pensitivity101. This prompt is based on one of the most dishonest businesses around, advertising. It lists old advertising slogans, and you must answer with the product or service they were pushing. I think I answered them in the same spirit of misdirection in which they were written. Link below)

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/05/21/fibbing-friday-21st-may/

1. You either love it or hate it. Teddy Ruxpin
2. They said you want to ‘Splash it all over’ Log Cabin Syrup
3. Why have cotton when you can have silk? Halston straight jackets
4. ‘Because you’re worth it ‘ Colt 45 Malt Liquor

5. ‘It does exactly what it says on the tin……..’ Coco Chanel Sex Lube
6. What ‘Gives you wings’? Your local Mafia hit man
7. Where will you find an ‘awful lot of coffee’? AA meetings
8. What is ‘Any time, any place, anywhere……… ?’ Uncle Sam’s Citizen Surveillance Drones
9. What is soft, strong, and very ,very long? Gene Simmons’ tongue®
10. Name the product where ‘A little dab’ll do ya’ Quaker State Motor Oil

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