(I first posted this Christmas themed two years ago and I’m noticing that’s been getting more hits lately, so I’m reposting it.)
(Another Fibbing Friday prompted by pensitivity101, this one Christmas themed. As always I lied with the best of my abilities while also adhering to the solemnity of the theme and the spirit of the holiday season. I never was good at lying effectively because I have so many tells, but these Fibbing Fridays are inspiring me to expand my deception horizons. Link to original post below.)
https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/12/20/festive-fibbing-friday-20th-december/
1. What do you get hanging from Santa’s roof? A savage beating by Santa because he confuses you for a burglar
2. Where does Santa get his annual flu jab? The shady, back alley clinic of Dr. Nick Riviera
3. What kind of motor bike does Santa ride when he’s off duty? Not sure, he keeps wrecking them
4. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Acute claustrophobia followed by a panic attack or a total nervous breakdown
5. What do you get when you run over a skunk with Santa’s Sleigh? The skunk’s family swearing blood vengeance against you
6. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? Elfin American studies
7. What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? Mrs. Claus as she’s riding Santa’s north pole
8. Who is the King of Santa’s helpers? Jeff Sessions
9. What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? Blitzen on a tequila and cocaine binge
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frosferatu
Robert Kirkendall 
Good morning Robert!
Thanks for joining in this week. I love Santa and the machine gun by the way.
Great answers, especially 9!
Have a great day
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Thank you, Di! The evil Robot Santa is from an American cartoon called Futurama. He, or it, was programmed to tell naughty from nice, but something malfunctioned and he judges everyone to be naughty. Yes, 9 would really be quite a sight! Glad you enjoyed my contribution, tis the season! 🙂
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🙂 Have fun! Family Christmas or quiet?
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Family 😀 How about you?
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Just us and the dog as usual, but then that’s how we like it. We can walk along the beach or through the park if it’s nice, though I will ring my brother in NZ on Christmas Day.
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Very cool! Take care and thank you for following.
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You’re welcome.
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very good answers,
you definitely passed the test
🙂
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Thank you!
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ok these fibbing friday posts are fun! I might have to join in next time
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They are a lot of fun! I missed the last one because I’m busy on a project, but I plan on doing the next one…and that’s no fibbing! 😀
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