Fibbing Friday (8/21/20)

(Once again I find myself taking part in another Fibbing Friday exercise in mendacity, this one posted by pcivguy. This one has to do with Harry Potter, and admittedly I’ve only seen the movies so no doubt I’ll answer all the questions wrong. Link below.)

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/08/21/fibbing-friday-august-21st-2020/

1. Why did Harry Potter live with the Dursley’s when he wasn’t at Hogwarts? Cheap rent, free cable, and an endless supply of Hot Pockets
2. What was Arthur Weasley’s job at the Ministry of Magic? Janitor
3. Why did Dobby the House Elf try to stop Harry Potter from going to Hogwarts? He’s blinkered, philistine, ignorant non-creative garbage who doesn’t care a tinker’s cuss for the struggling artist!

4. What did Hermione Granger’s parents do for a living? Loansharking
5. Why was Voldemort unable to kill Harry Potter? At the moment of climax he broke down in tears and cried that his cruel parents never allowed him follow his dream of being a circus dunk clown

6. What did Fred and George Weasley do after dropping out of Hogwarts? Disappeared while hitchhiking through New Mexico
7. Why was Hagrid expelled from Hogwarts? Blew up the teacher’s lounge
8. What did the sorcerer’s (philosopher’s) stone do, exactly? Paper weight
9. What did Lucius Malfoy put in Ginny Weasley’s cauldron in Flourish and Blotts Spanish fly
10. What is Harry Potter’s patronus? A nickname for one of his body parts when it’s in an aroused state