Fibbing Friday (1/28/22)

(More Fibbing Friday falsehoods, this one prompted by pcguyiv, no single theme, just random subjects. Link below.)

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2022/01/28/fibbing-friday-january-28th-2022/

1. What is Lizzie Borden known for? Severing parental ties in a most drastic way
2. What did the man known as D.B. Cooper do? After getting some bad airplane food he did what he always did in such circumstances, walk out of the restaurant
3. What was the Enron scandal about? Same corrupt business practices as usual, they were just dumb enough to get caught
4. What was Dante’s work, The Divine Comedy about? A priest who tries his hand at stand up comedy

5. What does Macbeth do to become king? He won a game of pin the tail on the donkey, but instead of a pin he used a dagger, and instead of a donkey his target was King Duncan
6. Why is Capt. Ahab obsessed with finding Moby Dick? Was trying to win a scavenger hunt
7. In Mary Poppins, what is Mr. Banks’ profession? Actor, his best known role being Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad

8. According to Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 𝜋
9. According to folklore, what does a chupacabra eat? Ding Dongs

10. Where do Yeti supposedly live? East LA