Fibbing Friday (7/10/20)

(Been a while since I participated in Fibbing Friday, and now feels like the time to give it another go. This prompt is from pcguyiv, and I like the questions for this one. These questions really stirred the inner liar that’s trapped inside me under so many layers of boring, sober, dull honesty. Enjoy! Link below.)

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/07/10/fibbing-friday-july-10th-2020/

1. Who sang the song, “Dust in the Wind”?   Some obnoxious drunk at the karaoke
2. Finish the lyric: If you&’re blue, and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go…  Straight to hell!
3. Why is a two-wheel hand truck sometimes called a dolly?  Because too many people are idiots who can’t understand the simple concept of a two wheeled moving device having one name and a similar four wheeled moving device having another (as you can tell from this rather garrulous answer that I’ve dealt with this problem at work)
4. The movie, Office Space wasn’t about office workers rebelling against their terrible boss. What was it about?   The Crimean War
5. What is gasoline more commonly called in the U.K.?   Petrol*
6. What is gasoline more commonly called to in the U.S.?   Overpriced
7. Why did Elon Musk launch a car into space?   To win a bar bet
8. Robin Hood didn’t rob from the rich and give to the poor. What did he do?   Catapult garbage into King John’s castle
9. What was Murder on the Orient Express really about?   The benefits of teamwork
10. What was the last song ever recorded by the Beatles?   Who Let the Dogs Out?

    *Apologies for answering this one truthfully, it’ll never happen again.

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