Fibbing Friday (1/3/20)

(More deception, mendacity, and straight up bamboozling for Fibbing Friday, this one prompted by pensitivity101. I’m not sure if this questionnaire has a particular theme, but as always, I was as untruthful as my talents would allow. Link to original post below.)

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/01/03/first-fibbing-friday-of-2020/

It’s obvious what baked beans and baked potatoes are. But what is a baked Alaska? Bonghits in an igloo
What is a TLA? Tongue lengthening apparatus
What was boombangabang? A gangbang on a boomerang
How would you describe a cornice? It’s where that scurrilous delinquent Little Jack Hornice sat as he obscenely fingered desserts…such as baked Alaska (callback!)
Who will be on the back of the new £20 note when it comes into circulation in February? I can’t make an informed comment about British currency, but here in the States, Andrew Jackson is doing 360s in his grave at the very thought of being bumped off the $20 bill to make way for Harriet Tubman
Where will you be able to buy sky hooks? The Forum, in Inglewood, California (a basketball reference, specifically about Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, thought that needed explaining)
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what’s four? A flusher
Why are squares on a checkers board alternately black and white? Segregation
What happens to all the holes cut out of ring doughnuts? Used in pavement
Why did the rabbit go up the hole, round the tree (right to left) and back down the hole? Obsessive compulsive disorder