(Another edition of Fibbing Friday, this one posted by pcguyiv, this one with the theme of Thanksgiving. I did my best to answer the questions untruthfully. Time will tell if I was successful.)
https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2019/11/29/fibbing-friday-november-29th-2019/
- What happened at Plymouth Rock? Pilgrim orgy
- What was the Mayflower Compact? An old brand of small vehicle, incidentally made by Plymouth
- What happened to the English settlement of Roanoke, Virginia? Abducted by aliens, though technically the English settlers were aliens too
- What really happened at the first Thanksgiving? For a brief moment the settlers actually entertained the notion of living with the indigenous people as equals, but they were then reminded that the investors back in England were expecting a rate of return and the idea was quickly forgotten
- Stores used to wait until after Thanksgiving to put out Christmas decorations and merchandise. Why the change? The advertising industry lives to aggravate the public
- Why is Thanksgiving always the fourth Thursday in November instead of always the last Thursday in November? Paperwork error
- Why do we eat turkey at Thanksgiving and ham at Christmas? Pigs are required to help eat up the Thanksgiving leftovers, services that are no longer required by Christmas
- Why do we put lights on Christmas trees? So they can be seen from outer space
- Why does Santa have eight reindeer pull his sleigh? Santa is a Buddhist follower of the eight fold path
- What are the names of Santa’s eight reindeer? Bubba, Ox, Chuy, Pigpen, Bertha, Lumpy, Three Finger, and Margarite
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I think I like your answers better than the honest ones. 🙂
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Thanks, Chelsea! I like to think what my answers lack in truthfulness they make up for in entertainment value.
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