Inspired by a prompt from Two On a Rant, punchline plagiarized from an old Saturday Night Live sketch. I wanted to use an image of the two actors who appear in the sketch (Gilda Radner and Chevy Chase), but they’re all copyrighted by NBC.
Source: 99 word prompt: honeymoon
The young couple checked into the hotel and quickly dashed to their honeymoon suite. Fresh from their wedding and brimming with lust, they ripped at each other’s clothes as they commenced to make love. Their bodies entangled as they writhed around passionately on the heart shaped bed. Their hot, gyrating flesh formed into a single mass as they became connected body and soul.
“Oh, Sandy darling!” the man cried out. “You’re the best. Don’t stop! You do this so good!”
The woman abruptly stopped and looked at her husband crossly. “Dear, why are you screaming out your own name?”
Robert Kirkendall 
You put the pingback on my website instead of Carrot Ranch, so I posted it on their site for you.
You’re welcome. 🙂
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Thank you. ☺ I don’t know how the pingback works.
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I don’t bother with pingbacks. I copy the URL, go to the Carrot Ranch site, and paste it in the reply section.
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Thanks for the tip. I hadn’t seen where the prompt began.
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Glad to help. 🙂
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Hilarious!
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Thank you!
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Ha, ha! Robert this is a great response! I think that honeymoon ended in a moment. Happy to have your honeymoon contribution at Carrot Ranch.
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Thanks, Charli! Yes, that honeymoon ended just as it was getting good 😃
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A deflating moment!
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Perhaps he had just seen Grease.
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Good one! 😀
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Appreciate you bllogging this
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Thank you! Glad you like it.
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