We all know that the works of Shakespeare are rife with sexual innuendo, and even contains such lurid phrases as ‘making the beast with two backs,’ ‘my cherry lips have often kissed thy stones,’ and ‘get thee to a nunnery.’ But what if this more explicit language made its way into the titles of his plays? Submitted for your enjoyment, a top 10 list of Shakespeare porn.
#10 Lust’s Labour Lost
#9 Titus Androgynous
#8 The Two Gentlemen of Vagina
#7 A Midsummer Wet Dream
#6 The Horny Wives of Windsor
#5 The Pizza Delivery Guy of Venice (Antonio really ‘pounds the flesh’ in this one.)
#4 Something Wicked This Way Cums
#3 As You Lick It
#2 Desdemona Does Dallas
And sliding in on top at #1…Measure For Pleasure
Know of any more possible Shakespeare porn titles? If you can think up of any, feel free to enter them into the comments below.
Happy 2019 everyone!
(#8 courtesy of Kerry Hackett, thank you 🙂 )