Fibbing Friday (9/4/20)

(Here I go again with more Fibbing Friday shenanigans when I should be doing something more constructive and honest, but this is too much fun. This one is prompted by pcivguy, and the theme is US history. Let’s see how accomplished of a liar this history major is. Link below)

https://pcguyiv.wordpress.com/2020/09/04/fibbing-friday-september-4th-2020/

1. Who was the first President of the United States? Col. Sanders
2. What was Abraham Lincoln’s best known nickname? Shorty
3. Who’s faces are carved into Mt. Rushmore? Megadeath
4. What historic event started on April 19th, 1775? Invention of Baconnaise
5. What act of infamy is Benedict Arnold best known for? Wore white after Labor Day
6. Who was Gen. Charles Cornwallis? Arch nemesis of Col. Cornholis
7. Why do we celebrate Labor Day? We no longer have to wear white (callback!)
8. What is so special about the Autumnal Equinox? Only luxury car line put out by American Motors (actually it was just an AMC Gremlin with white wall tires)
9. Why do tree leaves change color in the fall? Fear
10. What do people mean when they say, “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”? “I like pointing out obvious things just to annoy people.”