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Thought For The Day (2/9/20)

A penny for your thoughts,

because that’s the value I place on your limited and deficient thinking.

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Redwood Summer – A novel of 1990 San Jose
Almaden – Part one of a Santa Clara Valley history trilogy – the ending of agriculture (Short fiction)
Closed Circuit – Part two of a Santa Clara Valley history trilogy – the ascent of technology (Short fiction)
Fault Lines – Part three of a Santa Clara Valley history trilogy – rising real estate prices (Short fiction)
The Hill – An early morning jog becomes a test of resolve (Short fiction)
Castle – A chance encounter grows into a discussion about life (Short fiction)
Guest Host – Two old friends with differing memories of the past (Short fiction)
Vanishing Act – An amateur photograhper attempts to capture images in the Arizona desert, and finds something unexpected (Short fiction, my personal favorite)
Hillside Trail – A couple on the rocks goes for a nature walk, and fall into trouble (Short fiction)
Form 6A – A dutiful employee doesn’t like the new hire in manangement, and their actions lead to a clash (Short fiction)
Hacks – Humorous look at archaic old Hollywood screenwriters (Short fiction)
The Dealers – An easy money scheme goes wrong (Short fiction from the archives)
Techwreck – A tech rehearsal where everything goes wrong (Comedic short fiction)
Diridon Station – Part I of the Andrew Chronicles (Luridly comedic short story)
Power Play – Part II of the Andrew Chronicles (Darkly comedic short story sequel)
Jury Duty – A Flash Fiction Piece (Comedic story about people trying to avoid jury duty)
99 Word Prompt – Chisel – an Andrew Chronicles tie in
Tempus Non Expectandum – Two political activists suffering from burnout (Short fiction)
Writing Prompt: Masks – The Bank Robbery (Flash fiction)
Writing Prompt: Mischievous Waters (Flash fiction)
Quarantine Activities (Humor)
Beach Hill Reopens Beaches (Humor)
Shakespearean Porn Titles (Humor)
Shakespearean Beer Brands (Humor)
More Responses When You Have Nothing Else To Say (Humor)
Attempting Iambic Pentameter (Humor)
Beach Hill Productions
Pacific Avenue Theater – Episode #1 – Last Call (Video)
Pacific Television Theater – Episode #2 – Gateway/Reunion (Video)
Pacific Television Theater – Episode #3 – Rising Tide (Video)
Pacific Television Theater – Episode #4 – Oasis (Video)
Pacific Television Theater – Episode #6 – I Can Quit Anytime/What’s Hiding in Your Tree? (Video)
Dermalogic: Zoom Performance – Staged Reading Of Two Act Play Over Zoom (Video)
Electric Serenade Act I, Scene 1 – Staged Reading (Video)
Sketch For Community TV Mixer (Video)
Funhouse – One Act Comedy (Video)
Escape From Jury Duty – Short Comedy Movie (Video)
Shady Brady’s – Short Comedy Movie (Video)
Studio One/No Good Deed – Live Teleplay (Video)
Hacks – Staged Reading (Video)
Twenty: A Film Project
TWENTY: Interview With Director Hilary Davidson
Screening Of TWENTY
TWENTY Now On YouTube
Your Place Or Mine? – A 10 Minute Play – A potential one night stand goes awry (Comedy)
The A.P. P.R. Firm – A 10 Minute Play – A crooked corporation tries to clean up its image (From the archives, comedy)
Ailurophobia – A 10 Minute Play – A tenant meeting is interrupted by a furry intruder (Comedy)
All In The Island – A 10 Minute Play – All In the Family controversy meets Gilligan’s Island vapidity (Farce)
Power Trip – A 5 Minute Play – Middle management toadyism (Comedy)
Current Affairs: A Fake Interview Show (Satire)
Current Affairs: A Fake Interview Show – Episode 2 (Satire)
Current Affairs: A Fake Interview Show – Episode 3 (Satire)
Your Worst Nightmare: A Game Show – Short play (Comedy)
Tales From The Studio – A farcical look at live TV production
Top O’ The Morning! – A 10 Minute Play (Comedy)
The Cast Of Yellow Roses
Yellow Roses In Pictures – Photos from a stage play at NY Theater Festival
A Silent Wound (Poetry)
The World Around Us (Poetry)
At The Crossroads (Poetry)
Art And Suffering (Poetry)
Three Poems From The Archives (Poetry)
Waiting In Line (Comic strip)
Ironic Affirmations (Humor)
Ironic Affirmation – 10/21/22 (Humor)
Ironic Affirmation – 11/4/22 (Humor)
Ironic Affirmation (7/18/24) (Humor)
Ironic Affirmation (2/6/25) (Humor)
Attack Of The Sea Weasel! (Humor)
99 Word Short Stories – flash fiction pieces prompted by Carrot Ranch, mostly comedic, click here to see posts
Fibbing Friday – Questionnaires answered falsely (humor)
Redwood Summer Part I Chapter 1
Redwood Summer Chapter 2
Redwood Summer Chapter 3
Redwood Summer Chapter 4
Redwood Summer Chapter 5
Redwood Summer Part II Chapter 6
Redwood Summer Chapter 7
Redwood Summer Chapter 8
Redwood Summer Chapter 9
Redwood Summer Chapter 10
Redwood Summer Chapter 11
Redwood Summer Part III Chapter 12
Redwood Summer Chapter 13
Redwood Summer Chapter 14
Redwood Summer Chapter 15
Redwood Summer Chapter 16
Redwood Summer Chapter 17
I’m On A Podcast! (Podcast) Interview by musician and podcaster Jeff Lawrence
The Street Signs Of Santa Cruz
Waiting For Saul (Non fiction)
Countdown To Saul (Non fiction)
Saul: Halfway Through The Season (Non fiction)
A Saul Is Born! (Non fiction)
Saul: Halfway Through Season 5 (Non fiction)
Picture From Nisene Marks (Non fiction)
What’s Wrong With This Picture? (Non fiction)
Fosse, Verdon, And The Seamy Side Of Show Biz (Non fiction)
Fun With Pies (Non fiction)
A Book/Film That Has Changed The Way That You Think (7 Days 7 Posts) (Non fiction)
A Generous Bus Passenger (Non fiction)
Life During COVID-19 (Non fiction)
Posting Because I Haven’t Posted Lately (Non fiction)
What Is Inspiration? (Non fiction)
I’m Writing A Screenplay! (Non fiction)
Screenplay Finished! (Non fiction)
My New Fiverr Account (Non fiction)
Allman Brothers, 1970 (Non fiction)
Sunset In Seaside, Oregon (Non fiction, pictures)
Lecture On Julius Caesar (Non fiction)
Trip To New York, Part I (Non fiction, travel)
Trip To New York, Part II (Non fiction, travel)
Trip To New York, Part III (Non fiction, travel)
Trip To New York, Part IV (Non fiction, travel)
New Bicycle! (Non fiction)
The Storm Of January ’23 (Non fiction)
RIP Al Jaffee
First Day Of Making My Short Movie (Non fiction)
Does Writing Affect Moods? (Non fiction)
Short Video By My Brother
Movie Making Challenges (Non fiction)
Second Short Movie Challenges (Non fiction)
Going Up To Oregon To Watch The Eclipse (Non fiction)
Adventures In Table Reading (Non fiction)
Seeing Statue Of Liberty For The First Time (Non fiction)
Central Park Jazz – West Fourth Trio (Non fiction/video)
Breaking Through The Writing Logjam (Non fiction)
Adventures In Short Movie Making (Non fiction)
Daily Affirmations – Humorous Thoughts for the Day

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