Fibbing Friday 11/7/25

Haven’t done Fibbing Friday in a while, with all the lies coming from up top it seemed redundant, but I thought I’d make a return trip to FF to see what shakes out. This edition by pensitivity101, link below.

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1. What is an heirloom? Something heirs fight over but only if it’s valuable, not if it just has worthless sentimental value.

2. What is the Big Dipper? A spoon used by gluttons and the morbidly obese.

3. What is a titfer? Something you can use any way your curious imagination can think of (wink).

4. What is a mud flap? An altercation that gets muddy.

5. What is a barrel roll? A really big joint.

6. Why did Polly want a cracker? Polly suffers from addiction, crack may be whack but cracker is whacker.

7. What is meant by ‘trip the light fantastic?’ Physically tripping and falling while tripping on hallucinogens due to being distracted by all the trippy fantastic lights.

8. What is a diffuser? First it needs to be defined what a diff is before it can be determined who uses it.

9. What is a valet? How wallet is pronounced in German.

10. What is a noggin? Egg nog with gin instead of brandy.

Hope these answers were satisfactory…honest!

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