Shakespearean Porn Titles

We all know that the works of Shakespeare are rife with colorful (my apologies, colourful), witty sexual innuendo that was easily understood by Elizabethan audiences some 400+ years ago but is largely incomprehensible to modern English speakers, or at least Americans. But what if his more luridly explicit language made its way into the titles of his plays? It might have resembled this list of top 10 Shakespeare porn that I put together in attempt to combine cultured highbrow with vulgar lowbrow.

#10 Lust’s Labour Lost

#9 Titus Androgynous

#8 The Two Gentlemen of Vagina

#7 A Midsummer Wet Dream

#6 The Horny Wives of Windsor

#5 The Pizza Delivery Guy of Venice (Antonio really ‘pounds the flesh’ in this one.)

#4 Something Wicked This Way Cums

#3 As You Lick It

#2 Desdemona Does Dallas

And sliding in on top at #1…Measure For Pleasure

Know of any more possible Shakespeare porn titles? If you can think up of any, feel free to enter them into the comments below.

Happy 2019 everyone!

(#8 courtesy of Kerry Hackett, thank you πŸ™‚ )

 

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