Nice guys finish last, which is a good place to be when everyone else is running toward a cliff. ©2019 Robert Kirkendall
99 Word Prompt: Sea Mist
https://carrotranch.com/2019/02/01/january-31-flash-fiction-challenge/ They sat on the beach and watched the ocean waves against the setting sun. "So this is it?" she asked. "Yeah, everything's set," he answered. "I'll stay at a friend's place while I look for a new job. Shouldn't take long." She looked over at him. "Really wish you could stay," she pleaded. "So … Continue reading 99 Word Prompt: Sea Mist
1,000 Likes
Took about four years and three months, but I now have a thousand likes! Some are likes of my posts and pages, others are likes of comments I've made on other people's sites, but I'm happy to have them either way. 🙂 A big thank you to everyone who gave me a like(s)! Also... This … Continue reading 1,000 Likes
Thought For The Day (1/25/19)
There is no I in team, nor a B, C, D, F, G, H, J, K, L, N, O, P, Q, R, S, U, V, W, X, Y, or Z. ©2019 Robert Kirkendall
Thought For The Day (1/21/19)
The middle of life...is if The middle of Earth..is art The middle of dysfunction...is fun ©2019 Robert Kirkendall
Thought For The Day (1/17/19)
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, make screwdrivers. ©2019 Robert Kirkendall
99 Word Prompt: Reflection
https://carrotranch.com/2019/01/04/january-3-flash-fiction-challenge/ He sped along the highway as he left his home town. All that shaped and influenced him as a person, and everyone he knew, faded into the background as he drove ahead. He was looking forward to the new life he was anticipating in a city unknown. He didn't know where he was going, … Continue reading 99 Word Prompt: Reflection
Shakespearean Porn Titles
Everyone knows that the works of Shakespeare are rife with colorful (my apologies, colourful), witty sexual innuendo that was easily understood by Elizabethan audiences some 400+ years ago but is largely incomprehensible to modern English speakers, or at least to Americans. But what if his more luridly explicit language made its way into the titles … Continue reading Shakespearean Porn Titles
99 Word Prompt: Into The Dark
https://carrotranch.com/2018/11/29/november-29-flash-fiction-challenge/ Gladys peered cautiously at the basement door. "Honey, I think I heard a noise in the basement." "What kind of noise?" her husband Paul answered. "I can't tell," Gladys said. "Either something fell or was knocked over. Could you please look?" "Scared of a little noise?" Paul laughed. "What if it's an intruder?" Gladys … Continue reading 99 Word Prompt: Into The Dark
Power Trip – A 5 Minute Play
(A comedic look at workplace hierarchy/pecking order, first performed as a staged reading at Community TV of Santa Cruz.) CHARACTERS LEONARD – middle management GORDON – recently promoted to middle management CLAUSEN – upper management Place: LEONARD'S workplace office Time: Contemporary (LEONARD is sitting at his desk and writing on some paperwork. GORDON enters.) LEONARD: … Continue reading Power Trip – A 5 Minute Play